13 Hilarious Bra Tweets That Every Girl Who Hates Wearing It Will Relate To

Bra Tweets

Being a girl can be really annoying sometimes. First its periods, and now bras! Even though a bra is really essential, but going about with bras can be stressful too. As a lady, why do I have to squish my boobs in wires and pads? Isn’t this unfair?

Since we can’t keep lamenting about this every now and then, we’ve decided to laugh it off by taking a look at some funny bra tweets. Read on as you look forward to a good laugh.

1

More expensive than wine

“If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine.”
-@randomnloveit
 
2

Even though they are deceptive, life is not different either

“A pushup bra is like a bag of chips. you open it up and its half empty.”
– @DopestThoughtss
 
3

On forgetting to remove your bra before going to bed

Wake up with crushing chest pains. Heart attack surely.
I’m dying. I’m dying. I’m..
Nah. Just left my bra on.
– @RaeEarl
 
4

The amazing feeling after setting your tits free

me: i am fine
me: *takes bra off*
me: wOW SO THIS IS WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ABLE TO BREATHE WOW SO MUCH OXYGEN IS GOING INTO MY LUNGS
– @doritophan

 
5

Men will always be men

“80% of women wear the wrong bra size. 100% men don’t care.”
– @WomensHumor
 
6

The moment your bra becomes rude

The ones you keep closest to your heart hurt you the most.

Like the underwire in my bra that tried to stab me.

– @JeskeepSwimming

 
7

The best answer for “Why are you not wearing a bra?”

“If anyone ever calls me out for not wearing a bra I’m gonna tell them I left it at their dad’s house.”
– @ErinChack
 
8

Quite sad though

There’s no heartbreak like the heartbreak from your favorite bra officially retiring.
#thanksforbeingsogoodtome#youwerecute
– @iambeckyg
 
9

Who doesn’t love to set them free?

I don’t carry a wallet & I often put money inside my bra.
At night when I undress, I pretend my boobs are paying me a ransom to be set free.

– @Carbosly

 
10

Time to get a new bra

“When your boobs randomly decide to grow so your favorite bra doesn’t even fit you anymore.
#superwhitegirlproblems#angrytweet ”
– @aefthimiou
 
11

So true, how come we still love to hate it?

“No bra, no problems ”
– @Sass_Stilettos
 
12

Girls, what say?

“I feel like not wearing a bra would solve 98% of my problems”
– @Toodat_P
 
13

Who invented bras with wire?

who the fuck looks at boobs and thinks “u know what goes with this…wire”
– @priya_ebooks
 

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